Canzoni Disney:Gundam edition

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Giusto per c*******re un pò ho deciso di fare una versione gundamica di qualche canzone Disney incominciando da quella di Mulan, i'll make a man out of you.

Quattro: Let's get down to business to defeat the Titans.
Kamille: But i don't think i can do it.
Quattro: Shut up you giiiirl! You're the saddest punk i ever met and you can bet before we are through, Kamille i'll make a maaaaan out of youuuu.
Kamille: But i'm only seventeen.
Quattro:SLAP!

Quattro: Tranquil as a floating colony, but with a colony lazer within.
Kamille: Ehy i think i've got it. Oooh look a Haroooo.
Lila: You're a spineless, pale pathetic blonde dickhead and you haven't got a clue. Jerid i'll make a maaaan out of youuuuu.

Kamille: Will the writers ever gonna give me a break?
Jerid: I hope Tomino doesn't screw me.
Katz: Boy was i a fool for leaving my family.
Fa: Now i really wish i wans't a Frau Bow surrogate.

Quattro: Whats wrong Kamille out of breath?
Kamille: I don't wanna be turned into a vegetable.
Quattro: Kid you really need to be careful what you wish for.

BE A MAN.
Quattro: You must be swift as a Funnel.
BE A MAN.
Quattro:With all the force of a Big Zam.
BE A MAN.
Quattro:With all the strenght of a raging Gundam. Mysterious as the dark side of AXIIIIIIS!
Kamille: What do you know about Axis Lt. Quattro?
Quattro: Uh? Nothing i swear nothing.

Jerid:Time is racing forward before i can kick Kamille's aaaaaass.
Lila: Stop being a douche Jerid and you might surviiiiive. You're unsuited for being an archenemy, so go home you're through how could i make a man out of youuuu?

BE A MAN
Lila:You must be swift as a Messala.
BE A MAN
Lila:With all the force of a Psycho Gundam.
BE A MAN.
Lila:With all the strenght of a raging Baund Doc. Mysterious as the darkside of GRYYYYYPS.

BE A MAN.
Kamille: I must be swift as a Funnel.
BE A MAN.
Kamille:With all the force of a Big Zam.
BE A MAN.
Kamille:With all strenght of a raging Gundam. Mysterious as the dark side of AXIIIIIIS.

Kamille: Lt.Quattro i did it!
Quattro: Awesome.

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Grande! Anzi, great!
Non conosco Mulan ma il teatrino Z-style che ne esce è ben fatto.

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Questa è la canzone originale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbp52Z9jRg0

E questa è la versione DBZ abridged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06DISKajss

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LOL

Grandissimo!

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Do You Wanna Drop A Colony?
Do you wanna build a snowman:Gundam edition.
Featuring: Char Aznable and Haman Karn





Haman: Char?(knocking) Do you wanna drop a colony? Come on lets go out in space. We never destroy things anymore, no explosion, no conquests. We blow all the Earthnoids away!

We used to be best buddies, but now we’re not. I wish you would tell me why.

Do you want to drop a colony? It doesn’t have to be a colony.

Char:Go away Haman!

Haman: Ok, bye.


Haman: Do you wanna drop a colony? Or ride our Mobile Suits around the stars? I think a genocide is overdue. I started to invade all of the Federation’s territories.( hang in there Judau!) It gets a little boring, no challenges. Just watching the colonies fall 1!(explosion) 2!(explosion) 3!(explosion) 4!(explosion) 5!(explosion).


Haman: (knocking) Char? Please, i know you’re in there. The people of Zeon are asking where you have been. I’m right here for you just let me in. We have the strongest army. You, me and Scirocco. But now we just have each other, just you and me. What do you want to do? Do you wanna drop a colony?

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Amuro Fresh Newtype of the White Base.

Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there Mr.Tomino
i'll tell you how i became the Newtype of a starship called White Base.
In the space colony Side 7 born and raised at home is where i spent most of my day chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool and building some talking ball shaped robots.
When a couple of Zakus who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my colony
I got in a little fight and Fraw Bow got scared
And said, ''you're moving with me in the White Base''.
I begged and pleaded with her the the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me in space
She gave me a slap and she gave me my Haro
I sit in the Gundam's cockpit and said ''might as well kick it''.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinkin' space orange juice in zero gravity
Is this what the people of the White Base are livin' like
Mmmh this might be alright.
But wait, i hear they give slaps, rants about being a man and all that.
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool Mobile Suit?
I don't think so, i'll see when i get there
i hope they're prepared for the Newtype of the White Base.
Well, uh, the Gundam landed and when i came out there was a masked dude with a red Zaku standin', shootin' at me
I ain't trying to get the Gundam destroyed yet, i just got here
I sprang with the quickness like a comet, disappeared
I whistled for a spaceship and when it came near
the license plated said ''Newtype'' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything i could say to this ship was rare
But i thought, nah forget it, yo home to the White Base.
I pulled up to the Starship about seven or eight
and i yelled ''yo Side 7 smell you later'', i was finally there
To sit on my Gundam's cockpit as the Newtype of the White Base.

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Rainbow Butterfly(parody of Fireflies by Owl City)
Featuring: Loran Cehack.

Loran: You would not believe your eyes if my mobile suit turned into a rainbow butterfly
Lit up the world as I try to convince the Dianna Counter to stop fighting.
‘Cause it would fill the open air
And destroy mobile suits everywhere
You’d think I’m a Laura
But I just have a X and Y chromosomes.

Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa

‘Cause it caused the apocalypse a thousand times
With ten thousand rainbow butterflies
As i try to dress up like a woman

A big moustache on its face
A cockpit beneath its torso
A hammer is just hanging by a chain

Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa

I work for two hot blonde chicks
(It has a really big moustache)
I’m gonna get you Ghingnam you douchebag
(It has a really big moustache)
Send as many mobile suits as you can
(It has a really big moustache)
‘Cause I’m gonna just beat them up

So that’s my Turn A
The white mechanical doll
Which owns everybody with its moustache

My journey may never end
But I know its my friend
We’ll be together until the final episode

Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa

Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa

Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
No other Gundam can ever be this badass

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No One is a douche like Jerid
Parody of Gaston’s song from Beauty and the Beast.
Featuring: Jerid Messa, Kakricon, Yazan Gable, Dunkel, Ramsus, Lila and Mouar.





Jerid:
Who does he think he is?
That kid with a girl’s name has punched the wrong Titan!

Kakricon:
Darn right.

Jerid:
No one says ‘’I’m a man’’ to Jerid!
Owned! Beaten!
Publicly humiliated! Why, its more than I can bear.

Kakricon:
More Bernie Burgers?

Jerid:
What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced.

Kakricon:
Who you? Never! Jerid, you’ve got to act like a real Titan

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Jerid
Cheer up or the gravity will get a hold of you
Every Titan pilot here’s love to be you, Jerid
Even taking your epic fails
Theres no man in Gryps as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favourite douche
Everyone is awed and inspired by you
And its not hard to see why

No one gets punched in the face like Jerid
No one gets kicked in the face like Jerid
No one’s hair as incredibly large as Jerid’s
For theres no man in Gryps half as douchey
Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask Yazan, Dunkel and Ramsus
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Kakricon and chorus:

No one shoots at moms like Jerid
No one stabs tragic love interests like Jerid
No one breaks the line in Jaburo like Jerid

Jerid:
As a Titan pilot, yes, I’m intimidating!

Kakricon and chours:

What a guy that Jerid!
Give him five Mark IIs!
Give him twelve Byalants!

Kakricon:

Jerid is the best and the rest is all AEUG scum

Chorus:
No one loses mobile suits like Jerid
No one gets owned like Jerid

Karicon:
In a match with a skinny teenager, no one falls from a cliff like Jerid!

Lila and Mouar:
For there’s no one as douchey and dickish

Jerid:
As you see I’ve got mobile suit prototypes to waste.

Kakricon:
Not a bit of him’s healty or unhurt

Jerid:
That’s right!
And every last inch of me is covered with bruises.

Chorus:
No one says ‘’die Kamille’’ like Jerid
Matches douchiness like Jerid

Kakricon:
In a fail match no one fails like Jerid

Jerid:
I’m especially good at killing tragic love interests.

Kamille:
FOOOOUUURRR!

Chorus:
Ten points for Jerid!

Jerid:
When I was a lad I’ve destroyed four dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
Every morning to help me grow my douchiness
And now that I’m grown I destroy five dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
So my douchiness is roughly the size of Commander Bask’s!

Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
What a guy that Jerid!
No one kicks teenage boys like Jerid
Makes dick moves like Jerid
Then goes tromping around with the Baund Doc like Jerid

Jerid:
I use pieces of my mobile suits in all of my decorating!

Chorus:
Say it again who’s a Titan among titans?
And then say it once more
Who’s the archenemy next door?
Who’s a super mobile suit pilot?
Don’t you know?
Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his dead hangers-on
There’s just one guy in Gryps who’s got all of it down?

Kakricon:
And his name’s J-e-r-i
J-e-r-i…t
J-e-r-i….oh

Chorus:
JERIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

Questa è l'ultima cosa correlata a Zeta Gundam che farò per un pò di tempo lo giuro.